1. Buy packs to keep up with every new release because your alliance counts on you as a leader.
2. Check your bank account and cry for 2 hours.
3. Figure out which bills don’t really “need paid”.
4. Cry AGAIN.
5. Set a rally and notice the fillers sent the wrong damn shit.
6. Get capped because it took 3 minutes to fill one fucking rally. (damn there goes the core it took almost $100 to boost).
7. Listen to “fillers”
Complain how expensive their troops cost… (are you fist fucking me)
REPEAT STEPS 1-7
(quote)The Rally Filler(quote)
1.Train Massive amounts of troops.
2. Check with Rally Leader to set March preset. ( check with multiple leaders to set multiple presets for each leader, yes you will send the wrong preset when actually filling a rally, but don’t fret. Rally Leader will just shake their head, cancel rally, take forever to reset and type in all caps FILL FAST.
3. Be sure to keep researching and building because remember your ultimate goal is to become a rally leader one day for yourself.
4. Get to be paid, pay bills, spend the excess on GOW so that you can catch up to rally leaders.
5. 🙌Complete Building
6. 🙌Close enough on research to lead your own rally on a smaller target.
7. Realize no one is online in your alliance so you decide to take a break and will check back in an hour.
8. Take care of some chores.
9. Check back in on your beautiful rally leading ready account.
10. Boom, New research tree, new cores, new troop levels. New March sizes, new VIP levels, new hero levels, new building levels, New building!! New boosts!!
11. FUUUUUCK!!!!
12. Take a shot and repeat steps 1-11.
😂😂😂
You know you have a problem when:
You think red cars are just battle marked.
You refer to grocery shopping as, “getting RSS”.
You ask your co-workers to hit help.
When you meet someone named Phil and think “Lagging, hold on!”
You think of how much something costs in pack amounts (the electric bill was 2 packs!)
When you asked to be blessed, and you’re not in church.
The Game of War 
So FN true! You just stressing the whole time during the game and afterwards Wondering what you are missing while your at work. Finally you get your check just to hand it over to MZ.
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